Law Office of Lawrence Strid

TOP TEN REASONS TO HIRE AN ATTORNEY

1.  Is Facebook friends with all of the Supreme Court Justices.

2.  Guarantees in writing a complete refund of all fees paid if your criminal defense case results in your receiving the death penalty.

3.  Cancelled award ceremony at the White House to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom in order to personally handle your small claims appeal.

4.  Always receives enthusiastic applause from the judge and jury when he concludes cross-examination of a witness at trial due to his amazing technique of using a Jerry Mahoney ventriloquist dummy to interrogate the witness.

5.  Gives one free accordion lesson for every new client that he is referred.

6.  Only attorney in town to effectively combine a Power Point Presentation with clog dancing to bring the jury to tears in his closing argument.

7.  If you retain him, at no extra charge you receive the director's cut DVD of Season One of Matlock.

8.  Has offices in Antwerp, Zanzibar, and Brunei, but can still accommodate an appointment to see you in conference within one hour at his Barstow office.

9.  Not only has a successful law practice, but also runs a thriving Three Card Monte booth in front of the courthouse.

10.  Gave up a promising career as a rodeo clown to devote himself to the practice of law.